" farmer cheese "

 [ "Farmer's Cheese" ]

1: A sweat and grime layered gooch and grundle marked by a rancid, cheesy odor. Farmer's Cheese typically forms after period of long perspiration and or going for days or weeks without bathing. The smell is akin to that of knob cheese.

  * e.g.,  ... After three weeks of roaming the streets and interludes with multiple crack whores, Roger had developed a thick layer of Farmer's Cheese on his sack and the smell was rancid like Limburger and pickled onions. 

 [ "farmer john cheese" ]

1: parmesan cheese

  * e.g.,  ... pass me that farmer john cheese! (please) 

 [ "cheese farmer" ]

1: slut with a dirty crusty spadge that hasnt been washed in six years

  * e.g.,  ... i was about to go down on this chick but turned out she was a god damn cheese farmer 

 [ "Mexican Cheese Farmer" ]

1: A mexican cheese farmer is a mexican man/woman who harvests the smegma of every man he/she meets.

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you see that mexican cheese farmer last night?" 

 [ "Cheese farmers of America" ]

1: A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack. Also known as CFA

  * e.g.,  ... As a professional cheese farmers of America, I have to set an alarm every day to remember to collect my delicious cheese. 

 [ "Cheese farmer" ]

1: A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack.

  * e.g.,  ... As a professional cheese farmer, my worst nightmare is rain, because then I lose my cheesing streak.